What's sexy about Ewan?

[culuyetille]

I know I said I'd be on hiatus, but a promise is a promise ;) 'sides, there's only so much work a girl can do before her mind switches resolutely back to only-Ewan mode.

xr8fordgirl, angel_of_dublin and myself are proud to present the Triple picspam of über hotness!! *grins*

angel_of_dublin : Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
lorielen : Ewan McGregor
xr8fordgirl : Hayden Christensen

Choosing among Ewan pictures is always a difficult task. There are so many, and they're all so pretty *gets distracted*

So, I decided to go with the 'sexy' theme to narrow the choices down... still had an incredibly vast number to select from, though. There's so much sexaaay in the man, it's a killer. How about you ladies help me pick out his best features?

What's sexy about Ewan?

My first answer would be 'every hair in his head'. And there are so many variations of it!

* Buzz-cut:



(Doesn't he look manly-man on this one, with the bike, the fag and the booze?)

* Longish-hair



* Fully long, bleached hair



* PORNSTACHE



* Sideburns



All manner of facial hair, really,



from stubble,



to full-grown "am trying to get my Padawan to respect me even though he's taller than me by a few good inches" Obi-Wanish beard.



What else do I dig about Ew?

How he's no stranger to make-up:





The way he's gorgeous no matter if he's dressed up in a fancy suit & bow-tie,



or displaying his chest,



(I doesn't get much hotter than Ewan in a towel *.*)

or his legs, by wearing a pure!Scot!kilt,



(He looks a bit dirty on this one... who volunteers to scrub him?)

or deliciously tight (silvery leather!) trousers,



That also let us have a nice preview of the outlines of his ass. To our delight, Ewan isn't afraid to show off his, well, everything.






But, back to his fashion habits...



Thick-rimmed glasses are stylish, specially if that fabulous smile comes with.

His motorbike fancy gives ample opportunity for leather jackets and much grinning:



And, speaking of Ew's addictions, there's of course the smoking, which is bad for his health and even worse for my self-control... must. not. lick. screen.





Leather + fag + sexy stare = whoa.

And, of course, there's always...



TONGUE!

Did I mention tongue?



However, I'm really partial to his brilliant smile.







Just for the record, nope, I don't really need a functional brain. *.*

Comments

[xr8fordgirl.livejournal.com]

Good thing I finished my pic spam before I looked at this one *faints again*

Why can't he just smoke the blasted cigarette like every other person. Must he have oral sex with the damn thing? *must.......resist......no.......licking....screen..."

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

Why can't he just smoke the blasted cigarette like every other person.

Yeah, as though he weren't enough of a turn-on without that quirk. I'm pretty convinced that everyone that sees him smoke instantly becomes Ewan-sexual. *.*

[xr8fordgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. I've never seen anyone smoke the way he does. JRM certainly adds a fair whack of sexuality to the whole thing but not like Ewan. He has public oral sex with his cigarette. I mean what sort of chance does that give us?

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

None. Absolutely none. And I bet JRM and Hayden didn't stand much of a chance, either. *winks*

[angel-of-dublin.livejournal.com]

Oh dear Lord, who can have a functional brain after all of that??

The SMILE... affe. And the nakedness... the tongue! Silver... leather... pants... and tongue! Kilt, make up... and tongue! And, of course, the pornstache... *faints too*
What is not sexy about him, really??
You have done a grrrreat job choosing them, sister, I would have ended with 400 pics here! :D
It has been a pleasure doing business with you, hope we can repeat it in the future, hehehe ;)
*thumbs up*

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*giggles* there's the tongue thing, too ;) Always makes me squee.

What is not sexy about him, really??

This far, the only unsexy thing I've discovered is that his middle name is Gordon. ...I mean, Ewan GORDON McGregor?! WTF? o.O

:) I tried not to repeat too many I'd already used in previous picspams... whee, I do hope so!

[angel-of-dublin.livejournal.com]

Hehehe Gordon. Luckily enough for him, we are good people and we're willing to overlook this little 'problem' of his.... hahha :p

[letters4pattyd.livejournal.com]

Hey Lorielen,

I need you to fix the post on the playground so that the photo is behind a cut please... I put the post through but any photo over 500 pixels wide has to go behind a cut. Thanks hon!

Patty

[letters4pattyd.livejournal.com]

Never mind sweetie... I had to repost the whole thing because got some complaints... but you'll have to manually check the post now. :) Sorry about that... I didn't realize that the cut wouldn't put your photo behind a cut on the playground.

Talk to you later... *hugs*

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry, Patty >.< I linked to the wrong picture, I SO should've hit the 'preview' button before submitting the post. If you'd be so kind as to delete the repost, I'm re-submitting the fixed one.

...did I mention that I'm terribly sorry?

[letters4pattyd.livejournal.com]

No problem sweetie.... sorry I had to run out to physical therapy so I"ll delete it now... feel free to delete this thread once you read this. :) I should have caught the mistake this morning when I saw the post in the queue but I was in a hurry and wanted to get your post up. Oppsey! ::blush::

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

hush, don't apologise for having a life ;) *hugs* everything alright?

and shall do, ma'am! =]

[letters4pattyd.livejournal.com]

yes, everything's fine thanks.... I hurt my knee a few months ago and I'm doing physical therapy so I can learn to walk on it again... hopefully that will do the trick and I won't actually need surgery. *keeps fingers crossed* So far so good! :D

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers for you* I hope it works out fine!! All the best, hon.

[letters4pattyd.livejournal.com]

thanks sweetie... I really appreciate that! :)


*hugs*

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

I can only flail.

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*stares at your icon* omg it's so true. Beautiful!

Hee *bows* There's no going wrong with Ewan, really. ;)

[heartofslash.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the truth? My eyes change colour, as do my daughter's, so I'm parital to the trait. And his have a remarkable range! Just in this post I see blue, grey, green, hazel, almost brown...

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

My eyes change colour too, but only between green and hazel. Ewan's eyes are really special :)

aw your icon is so cute!! And LOL, even as a squishy Obi-Wan looks serious and Ani looks bold *giggles*

[guinastasia.livejournal.com]

He is so sexy, but even so, I really, really hope he manages to quit the cancer sticks for good. :(

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

Me too. Smoking is really terrible for one's health, and Ewan absolutely shouldn't have to deal with that. *nods*

[lilmellie.livejournal.com]

He is such a sexy dork.

[lilmellie.livejournal.com]

..Also sexy tease.

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

LOL Ewan is a sexy anything. Sexy bearded man, sexy partial-to-kilts man, and so on. But definitely a sexy tease ;)

[muffinprincess1.livejournal.com]

ARGH! Too many of my fabvourite gorgeous pics for a girl to handle!
You missed his floppy Christian hair in the "hair" section, that's my favourite 'do on him :o)

Ewan-In-A-Towel is always a winner!

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

Aw, how could I miss that one? It's not my favourite, but definitely ranks high on my list. Darn, I just love it when he sings *.*

[pennilesspoet17.livejournal.com]

FANTASTIC pic spam. Yes, I must agree with everything. YUM!

*scrolls back up to lick screen*

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

*grins* glad you like it! And LOL he does have that effect on us, doesn't he ;)

[jumbled-emotion.livejournal.com]

*bows to you* This has left me completely speechless. Don't remember seeing so many wonderful pictures on my screen. *checks computer* It's overheating with Ewan's hottenss. =P

OMG! The last picture is awesome!

[culuyetille.livejournal.com]

Ooooh you have a Robert Lewis icon!!! ♥♥

Glad you enjoyed the picspam! Ewan is... just too much. *.*

I particularly love that one as well. The wind on his hair, and his fabulous grin *smooches Ew*